brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

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alternate version




       



juicebox-sys:

forgottenbones:

Dave Rapoza

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please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious




       



chaosnightmare:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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thehappysmiler:

thehappysmiler:

DJ don’t kill yourself antidepressing on the beat

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my eyes get teary with joy




       



langernameohnebedeutung:

official-rolli-und-rita:

Just tried eating an orange like an appl. I see why we don’t do this

I had a friend who did this on a bus one time when we were still teens and after chewing out my friend for that, the bus driver turned to me and said “I don’t understand why you spend time with someone like that. You seem like a decent girl.”




       



transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing




       



wizardpotions:

i’m so normal.

i’m so capable of appropriate social interaction.

i am a functional member of society.

i have not had any curses placed on me by an evil sorcerer.




       



angelmush:

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lesbians will text u the most insane string of words




       



savagegood:

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“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.”
“We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.”
You changed the way you see me… Didn’t you?

NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022




       



klaasje:

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this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me




       



faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

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yamujiburo:

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Serperior Facts

Jessie doesn’t nerd out often but when she does, it’s about snakes or fashion. After she released Arbok and sent Seviper to HQ, I feel like she missed them so much she just got deep into ophiology




       



animentality:

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3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location




       



butch-himbo-king:

mariautistic:

mariautistic:

I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit

Clout

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